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I call this one “crisis at my southern border”.
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I call this one “crisis at my southern border”.


Costco hot dogs covered in pepper jack cheese and tomato with jalapeño (cleaned out cupboard and found 3 cans) atop a bun with sour cream. No seasoning added. Possibly the worst looking photo I’ve taken.

by Lost_In_Spacebar

46 Comments

  1. Lost_In_Spacebar

    Forgot to mention I’m lactose intolerant.

  2. human_facsimile77

    Mother of god, these look fantastic.

  4. Blue_Etalon

    While I might not go with the sour cream, this absolutely does not belong in this sub. I’d eat 4

  5. NIRPL

    I saw the photo and thought “damn that is a shitty looking lobster roll. Probably tastes good, though. *Sees sub* Oh yeah I’d eat the fuck out of this…*reads description* Wait wait wait…What is this? Oh…yeah id eat the fuck out of this.”

  9. Designer-Pound6459

    If this is the worst photo you’ve taken, you need to try harder because this looks awesome.

  10. Cypresss09

    They looked like aborted fetuses at first, but after seeing the ingredients they actually look delicious.

  12. Wyjdya

    RIP to your bowels 5-50 minutes after you eat this

  13. Halpmezaddy

    I thought those where chicken legs at first. This is why I need to read first.

  15. Salvisurfer

    This is something I’d make if I hated myself particularly much that day.

  16. Imtired156

    This looks like you’re trying to show how sex works with food 😹😹😹😹

  17. The_OtherGuy_99

    Those look like they’d be worth the belly ache.

    Also, extra points for using Southern Border while naming a dick shaped food.

    Well done.

  19. captainshockazoid

    tumor dogs! im sure they were amazing though

  20. FA-_Q

    You to have accidentally posted this here. These look like something amazing out of a food truck

  21. ThisIsMyOtherBurner

    what is the combined weight in your house between the two of you? 450lbs?

  22. CriticismFun6782

    Looks like a severe case of genital warts

  23. ideapit

    Around here, folks call ’em botched snot abortions.

  25. camo_hoodie

    I thought they were lobsters at first

  26. MettaRed

    It’s like… I can’t say what It’s really like but unborn human or regurgitate both came to mind 😬

  27. SilverCarrot8506

    OK, I’d probably eat these, but it looks like your hotdogs walked into a bukkake session with Ron Jeremy and couldn’t get out in time.

  29. Tasty_Lead_Paint

    Sounds disgusting. I’ll take one.

  30. Creative-Comb5593

    Darn right there’s gonna be an explosive crisis out your southern border a few hours after these go in through your northern border.

  31. nochanceee514

    Thought it was lobster rolls for a second lol

  32. TheHellcatBandit

    These look horrible, the recipe is atrocious, and just the sight of these should be considered a violation of the Geneva Convention Laws.

    I’ll take 4

  33. RunningonGin0323

    I don’t know what this is but I volunteer as tribute

  36. canolafly

    What in the fuckety fuck is going on here?

  37. Legendairy_Doug

    If you quit posting. We know why.

  38. PuddleQuail

    at first glance i thought this was a case of Fournier’s Gangrene on r/medicalgore

  41. Jeffery_Moyer

    After seeing a national popularity pizza map I’m kinda shocked this doesn’t have carrots

  42. PossibilityDecent688

    I’m a hospice chaplain and I’ve seen Stage 4 pressure ulcers and. Um.

  43. HannibalLecture54

    It’s not everyday that you see the entire reproductive process in one meal.

  45. Comfortable_Help9697

    That looks like a wound a zombie with a rebar stuck in him would have. Looks tasty tho.